Beaver Paralyser
Philip, 25, Irish guy who probably watches too much TV for it to be good for him. I make gifs of a lot of stuff.
Posts tagged Kurt Hummel
Reblogged from yellingrutherford
“DEAR DIARY, TODAY I WAS JUST CHILLIN IN THE COMMON ROOM AT DALTON, GETTING READY FOR OUR BIG MATCH AGAINST RAVENCLAW WHEN KURT AND BLAINE JUST STARTED MAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. APPARENTLY THAT TIME I PUT CORNROLLS IN KURT’S HAIR WHILE WE WATCHED MAMMA MIA AT THAT SLUMBER PARTY MEANT JACK SHIT TO HIM. WELL IT MEANT SOMETHING TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH. I DON’T CARE HOW DAPPER BLAINE IS, OR HOW SOFT HIS LIPS ARE, OR IF HE SMELLS LIKE LAVENDER BUT NOT LIKE LAVENDER LAVENDER BUT MORE LIKE LAVDENER FABRIC SOFTER OR THE LAVENDER AIR FRESHERS PEOPLE HANG FROM THEIR REAR-VIEW MIRRORS. I DON’T CARE THAT HIS EYEBROWS LOOKS LIKE LITTLE FORESTS THAT I JUST WANNA GET LOST IN, THEN BUILD A NICE LOG CABIN TO LIVE IN AND START A FAMILY. WHATEVER. FUCK BOTH OF Y’ALL. I’M GONNA GO THROW PEBBLES AT BRITTANA WHILE THEY SCISSOR AND MAKE A WELL TIMED ‘ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS’ JOKE.”
